Haha. I do see your problem. That bag would be gone in the snap of a finger. At least for me. I would have already eaten it all. Haha.
You and I should run a scam. We’ll split the goodies.
I think someone should create adult Halloween, where adults can knock on doors and get like booze and candy. I think it’s a good idea.
Ha! I’d go for that. One vodka martini for you, one for you, and for the big scary ogre, you get tequila!
You should get you a separate bag for yourself and not share it with anyone. I stole some of Adam’s candy so I could watch Sweet Home Alabama.
I did that before. One for you, one for me. Two for you, one two for me. Three for you, one two three for me. See my problem? Ha ha
I’m sure the struggle is real my friend.
I’m thinking of doing a trial run of candy giveaways. Going to people’s houses, knocking on the door and saying ‘Trick or Treat’. Wait, that gets me more candy. Fail!
Wow. That’s soon. But I would eat the candy, I’m weak.
I know. I need to put a rubber band on my wrist and snap it every time I want to eat candy. I’ll probably feel like a banjo by the time I’m done.
…..yes you will be because you are corrupting me and my Halloween costume ideas.
Oop, sorry not sorry!
It might be a good idea. Eat so much candy we get sick and then never ever want candy again. Fuck, I’m getting a sugar rush just thinking about it all. But yeah… I think it’s a pretty sweet (HA.) way to get old with someone. As long as you still love me when you have to roll me around like Violet in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory… Actually, I do think there are like… storage boxes that open on a timer, we could get one of those.
I’m excited too. You just have no idea what this time of year does to me. ;)
Are you Violet going Violet? Watching her balloon up was oh so funny. I’ve been Fat Cavill, but I don’t think you’ve ever been Fat Kunis. This may be a system shock for you if you develop that route.
Exactly. And I do not think the heads of Marvel would appreciate me using my grey suit for Halloween.
You can go with the lovely blue suit with white trim like you see in the comics. And dye your hair very blonde like Sharon Carters is in the comics.
Really you think I would go Emily Thorne or Agent 13 route? Oh come on, you should know better than that.
Good good! That would be like me going as Superman. We’re not that hella cliche.